Ever since Miley Cyrus discovered Pilates and made us all feel hugely bad about ourselves and our bingo wings and bingo legs (can you get bingo legs?) she’s been gallivanting about in teeny tiny outfits showing off the results.

And why not? There’s got to be some benefit to writhing around on a sweaty mat for nine hours a day.

But yesterday she wore the smallest outfit yet. This pair of shorts were so tiny they could have doubled up as a thong. And she was wearing a crop top. Why didn’t she just jack in clothes altogether and opt for a bikini? Would have saved on washing.

She was browsing the rails in American Apparel in LA when a brave pap got this shot. Shall we all just take a moment to say “well done, that man”? Yes we should.

But yesterday she wore the smallest outfit yet. This pair of shorts were so tiny they could have doubled up as a thong. And she was wearing a crop top. Why didn’t she just jack in clothes altogether and opt for a bikini? Would have saved on washing.

She was browsing the rails in American Apparel in LA when a brave pap got this shot. Shall we all just take a moment to say “well done, that man”? Yes we should.

Miley Cyrus
“Wow, my bum’s on the internet!” ( Image: Barcroft)

Miley Cyrus
Do you know those people, Miley? ( Image: Barcroft)

Miley is newly engaged to actor Liam Hemsworth, 22, who she met on the set of The Last Song in 2009. They’ve been together ever since and he popped the question a couple of weeks ago with a WHOPPING sparkler.