Arizona Cardinals’ new Cotton Candy Burrito (Photos via @CardsMarkD/Twitter)
The Arizona Cardinals have released a brand new stadium food item at State Farm Stadium ahead of the 2024 season, but let’s just say that fans aren’t exactly considering it a must-try snack.

Arizona Cardinals senior vice president of media relations Mark Dalton shared a photo of the “cotton candy burrito” that will debut at State Farm Stadium this year. As you can see in the picture, it includes M&Ms, sprinkles, ice cream and Fruit Loops cereal, all wrapped inside a thick piece of cotton candy;

There are some sweet tooth folks out there who are bound to love this sugary snack, but many folks on X/Twitter sound like they want to puke their guts out after seeing the images for themselves:

The cotton candy burrito is one of several new food items the Arizona Cardinals are offering this year. They are also introducing a chicken and waffle sandwich, a meatball hoagie on a stick, vegan Buffalo cauliflower bites and a Vienna beef jalapeno cheddar dog-a-dilla, among other items.

The Arizona Cardinals kick off preseason play with a home contest against the New Orleans Saints this Saturday at 8:00 p.m. EST. Kyler Murray’s group will then open the 2024 regular season with a road tilt against the Buffalo Bills at Highmark Stadium on Sept. 8. The Cardinals will then return home to host the NFC West rival Los Angeles Rams on Sept. 15.

We look forward to hearing how many cotton candy burritos the Cardinals sell within their first two home games this year.

Arizona Cardinals Should Be Better After Lost 2023 Season

The Cardinals were never going to contend in a tough NFC West division with quarterback Kyler Murray missing the majority of the 2023 season. But they played better than most expected under first-year head coach Jonathan Gannon, who got the most out of a limited roster marred by injuries.

A healthy Murray, coupled with the arrival of can’t-miss wide receiver prospect Marvin Harrison Jr., should help Arizona improve considerably from their 2023 win total of four.